**sermon art: 1973 Red Corvette Stingray by Candace Nalepa
Caitlin Trussell with Augustana Lutheran Church on November 18, 2018
[sermon begins after two Bible readings]
Mark 13:1-8 As he came out of the temple, one of his disciples said to him, “Look, Teacher, what large stones and what large buildings!” 2 Then Jesus asked him, “Do you see these great buildings? Not one stone will be left here upon another; all will be thrown down.” 3 When he was sitting on the Mount of Olives opposite the temple, Peter, James, John, and Andrew asked him privately, 4 “Tell us, when will this be, and what will be the sign that all these things are about to be accomplished?” 5 Then Jesus began to say to them, “Beware that no one leads you astray. 6 Many will come in my name and say, “I am he!’ and they will lead many astray. 7 When you hear of wars and rumors of wars, do not be alarmed; this must take place, but the end is still to come. 8 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom; there will be earthquakes in various places; there will be famines. This is but the beginning of the birth pangs.
Hebrews 10:11-25 And every priest stands day after day at his service, offering again and again the same sacrifices that can never take away sins. 12 But when Christ had offered for all time a single sacrifice for sins, “he sat down at the right hand of God,” 13 and since then has been waiting “until his enemies would be made a footstool for his feet.” 14 For by a single offering he has perfected for all time those who are sanctified.
15 And the Holy Spirit also testifies to us, for after saying, 16 “This is the covenant that I will make with them after those days, says the Lord: I will put my laws in their hearts, and I will write them on their minds,” 17 he also adds, “I will remember their sins and their lawless deeds no more.” 18 Where there is forgiveness of these, there is no longer any offering for sin.
19 Therefore, my friends, since we have confidence to enter the sanctuary by the blood of Jesus, 20 by the new and living way that he opened for us through the curtain (that is, through his flesh), 21 and since we have a great priest over the house of God, 22 let us approach with a true heart in full assurance of faith, with our hearts sprinkled clean from an evil conscience and our bodies washed with pure water. 23 Let us hold fast to the confession of our hope without wavering, for he who has promised is faithful. 24 And let us consider how to provoke one another to love and good deeds, 25 not neglecting to meet together, as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another, and all the more as you see the Day approaching.
My family razzes me from time-to-time for singing the wrong lyrics to songs. You’re all familiar with Prince’s 1983 hit, “Little Red Corvette?” Yours truly, hair-sprayed bangs and all, sang it wrong for much too long as “Cigarette Collect.” [sing “Cigarette Collect” to tune of “Little Red Corvette”]. See, it works in a weird sort of way but it sadly makes no sense whatsoever. I’m a master at mishearing lyrics and singing them with gusto. Try this question in a group of people, “What is a lyric you’ve sung wrong or the funniest lyric fail you’ve heard?” The fails are epic and hilarious – a fun way to laugh at ourselves and each other that’s pretty harmless. I looked up lyric fails this week and cracked up all over again reading them. Except, they’re not called lyric fails. They’re called Mondegreens. Mondegreens come from a 1950s mondegreen made by American writer Sylvia Wright listening to her mother read a favorite poem:
Her favorite verse began with the lines, “Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands/ Oh, where hae ye been? They hae slain the Earl Amurray, / And Lady Mondegreen.”
Sylvia heard her mother say Lady Mondegreen when the actual poetry was that they had taken the Earl and Laid-Him-On-The-Green. Similarly, some children think God’s name is Hal and begin their nightly prayers this way, “Our Father who art in heaven, Hal would (hallowed) be thy name…” The possibilities for mondegreens are endless.
Mondegreens happen because our brains are quickly filling in blanks while processing information. We hear sounds and combine them with context and knowledge. This may partly explain why my young brain heard “cigarette collect” out of “little red corvette” – no context and limited knowledge. Let’s go with that, shall we? Regardless, something similar happens with scripture. We hear the Bible’s words, slot them into our context and knowledge and poof(!) – interpretation and life application. The resulting thought and behavior range from the hilarious to the glorious to the horrific. Thank you, Martin Luther. One of his great achievements was translating the Bible into the common language so that everyday people could read it and the priests could no longer control it – 16th century Power to the People. Alongside this achievement, we can also lay Luther’s misguided anger with Jews based on how he misinterpreted the Bible and his anti-Semitic writings used by Hitler. Hitler’s use of Luther’s work during the Holocaust led to the ELCA’s 1994 repudiation of Luther’s anti-Jewish writings, expressing deep regret for their consequences, and reclaiming the desire to live in “love and respect for Jewish people.” Luther’s misinterpretation was no harmless mondegreen.
Mondegreen lyric fails are one thing. Misinterpretation of scripture, armed for bear with our biases, is quite another – bringing us to the gospel reading from Mark. People read about these “wars, and rumors of wars…earthquakes…and famines” taking place and unconsciously connect them with Hollywood’s version of apocalypse. Some Christians even go so far as to see their task as bringing about this end-time blaze of glory. This mission is not solely housed in fringe groups. It shows up in political saber rattling and environmental apathy. Think about it – if end times equal the end of the planet then everything is disposable. Blaze-of-glory thinking makes faithful, thoughtful interpretation about this kind of scripture so critical. And makes Jesus’ closing words in verse 8 something to notice. Jesus says, “This is but the beginning of the birth pangs.” Birth pangs. Birth is a word of hope. Birth means something new is coming. Something is being born. Christian scripture sends a message of radical healing of creation – a new heaven and a new earth “brought together in a lasting embrace.” This New Testament message sees salvation “in terms of God’s promised new heavens and new earth and of our promised resurrection to share that new and gloriously embodied reality.” Jesus’ talks about birth pangs with his disciples which focuses this lens.
The gospel of Mark was first written to Jesus followers who lived through the actual destruction of the temple in Jerusalem. Rome was on the rampage, annihilating Jews and the earliest Jewish Christians. It’s truly a wonder that the early church lived through Rome’s campaign against them. Jesus’ words of hope give his followers something to hang on to during confusing and terrifying times without falling into despair. Jesus’s words of hope also give us, his followers today, something to hang on to during challenging times without falling into despair. The preacher in the Hebrews reading makes suggestions for the Jesus follower during challenging times as well. Listen once more to these verses:
“Approach [God] with a true heart in assurance of faith;
Hold fast to the confession of our hope;
And provoke one another to love.”
Hmmm….faith, hope, and love…we might suspect that the preacher of Hebrews knew about 1 Corinthians 13.
Listen to this last bit of 1 Corinthians 13:
“And now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; and the greatest of these is love.”
In Hebrews, faith in what God is doing on our behalf, on behalf of all creation, opens up our approach to God with confidence won through Jesus Christ. This is not an invitation to meek humility. We’re invited into bold confidence that Christ’s victory over sin allows our approach to God. Not that sin is removed from our experience. Rather, Christ allows for the possibility that sin could be removed from our experience. This is a faith focused on God, the object of our faith, the means by which we catch glimpses of God as God draws us ever closer.
These glimpses of God through the window of Christ inspire us to what the Hebrews preacher calls a confession of hope. The Christ whose self-sacrificing death begins the birth pangs signaling God’s radical healing of creation. Our confession of hope is not certainty. Our confession of hope is that God’s last word is life – life for you, me, everyone else, and all of creation.
If “our faith is what God has done; [and] our hope is what we confess,” so what of love?  We hear in 1 Corinthians that out of faith, hope, and love, the greatest is love. The writer of Hebrews tells us to “provoke one another to love and good deeds.” Provoke love. That’s not very flowery or prettied up for a wedding. The love in 1 Corinthians 13 is patient and kind; not envious, boastful, arrogant, rude, irritable, or resentful; does not insist on its own way; does not rejoice in wrongdoing but rejoices in truth. This love bears, believes, endures, and hopes all the things. How do we understand this love in tension with provoking one another to love? This is one example that is ripe for the type of misinterpretation that’s no mondegreen when we read our context and knowledge into the text rather than hearing Jesus out of the text.
Last week’s gospel reading from Mark had Jesus taking the religious leaders to task for exploiting poverty stricken widows, leaving them homeless. He stood to the side and directed his disciples to notice the widow giving “all she had to live on.” Was he provoking them to love? What makes you feel provoked to love? What kind of provocation to love wears you out when you hear it one more time? Perhaps it’s the plight of coal workers whose jobs are gone or threatened by the new energy economy. Perhaps it’s when someone raises the issue of income inequality as the wealthy get wealthier around the world while the poor get poorer as they’re paid non-living wages. Perhaps it’s the desperation of farmers who can’t figure out how to get affordable food to your table while paying themselves and their migrant workers. Perhaps it’s the issue of racial diversity, equality, and acceptance, around issues like corporate hiring or college admissions. Or maybe it’s altogether closer to home – a spouse who asks for love from you only to be ignored; or a child who really just needs you to put away your phone and hang out for the evening.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to think about when you’re provoked to love and why that message bugs you so much. Press pause on considering the problems with the message or the messenger who is provoking you. Instead, ask what misinterpretations of this provocation to love might you be making? We’re all reading the Bible – the possibilities for misinterpretation are endless. If we only read 1 Corinthians 13 and occasionally hear it at weddings, we may not know that the preacher in Hebrews is simultaneously urging us to provoke each other to love and good deeds. We also tend to assign ourselves the role of provocateur when we think about provoking love. We generally like to be the sender rather than the receiver who is provoked to love.
Here’s the deal though, the preacher of Hebrews is asking us to regularly meet together, encouraging each other through the difficulties and joys of faithful living in difficult times. It’s easy to misinterpret scripture and, by extension, the One ultimately provoking us to love. But our confession of hope points to the One who brings the radical healing of creation. Our confession of hope is a gift to each other and a gift we bring the world in difficult times while we provoke each other to love.
Thanks be to God. And Amen.
 Prince. Little Red Corvette. Album: 1999.
 Mondegreens, pronunciation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0FIISNVR7U
 Maria Konnikova. “Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy.” The New Yorker, December 10, 2014. https://www.newyorker.com/science/maria-konnikova/science-misheard-lyrics-mondegreens
 ELCA Ecumenical and Interreligious Relations. Online Resources: Interfaith Resources. www.elca.org/Faith/Ecumenical-and-Inter-Religious-Relations/Inter-Religious-Relations/Online-Resources
 Mark 13:7-8
 Also Mark 18 verse 8.
 N.T. Wright. Surprised by Hope: Rethinking Heaven, the Resurrection, and the Mission of the Church (New York: HarperCollins, 2008), 19, 122, 142-144, 197
 Hebrews 10:22-24
 1 Corinthians 13:12-13
 Douglas John Hall. Thinking the Faith: Christian Theology in a North American Context. (Minneapolis: Augsburg Fortress, 1997), 248-254.
 Katherine A. Shaner, Asst. Professor of New Testament, Wake Forest University School of Divinity, N.C. Commentary on Hebrews 10:11-25 for November 18, 2018. https://www.workingpreacher.org/preaching.aspx?commentary_id=3909
 Mark 12:38-44